Lucerne Light Cream Cheese
I've developed a healthy taste for cream cheese, not just any cream cheese, high quality Lucerne Light Cream Cheese. Just the other day, Mum and Dad were having a tea time snack of bagels and cream cheese, and because Dad was sick, he went to bed to rest. Mum, on the other hand, got distracted by something she needed to do on the computer, leaving me alone in the dining room with the open 12oz container with the delectable cheese. Who could resist? Me?
I was overwhelmingly tempted by the sweet fragrance of the cream cheese, and as hard as I tried to resist, I gave up and plunged into awful sinful delight. I leapt up and caught the container with my front teeth, and took it down to slowly and sinfully enjoy my treasured find. I savoured every inch of the delicious taste of cream cheese, and before long, it was ALL gone. Not a trace was left. Well... except for the wetness on my beard.